Which Mental Disorder i have ?

Constipation is a physical issue, not a mental one, an inability to stick to budget is lack of self control, not a mental issue, masturbation isn't and if masturbation is mental illness the world is a happy house, stealing is generally accepted as morally wrong (and illegal) and that's an issue of respect not mental health, thinking about small issues is part of philosophy (which i doubt you know much about from what you've written) and not a mental issue... i think you're just a bit of a tool.