Is McCain going to feel silly?

McCain is already deeply embarred. He thinks of himself as an honorable man who would only run a a positive issues-based campaign. But in fact he has run a mostly negative campaign filled with deceptive advertising. He despises Bush and Rove for their tactics and is ashamed to find himself using exactly the same tactics. Poor man, he is finding out late in life how much his ambition overpowers his morality, after always believing himself to be fundamentally moral. It is especially galling to him that his opponent Obama is demonstrating the restraint and morality that McCain himself lacks. BTW, don't you just love mind-reading??

PLEASE HELP! I'm always farting and it's embarring?

I'm a teen, female, I'm pretty skinny, like 100lbs & 5'3 and I'm always farting for some reason! And whenever I finish eating, I just wanna poop it out right away. It's embarring cause yeah, I eat at school, therefore I do my business at school but when I do it, it's like really quick. Then I always fart :| What can I do to control it? It's usually silent but I think other people are starting to notice that I fart a lot...

Should i buy the Itouch or Ugg Boots??!?

I have about $132 in my wallet saving up. I would either want to but with my OWN money either a itouch or ugg boots that are on sale for $76. i ALREADY have a IPOD i wanted to update to the next big thing. I also ALREADY have boots but i would rather have uggs because of their style and popularity. with the of chance of getting one of either for christmas i would have to wait. Which should i choose?? If you have any suggestion please write back! Thanks!! :)

There's this guy next cl that i've been looking out everyday..?

hi, i thinks he is truly interested in u as he looked for u very interestatingly ,but i think u must wait for 2 to 3 days by which u can know that he likes u or he is just flirting for timep as some boys do, u can try for one trick that - when he is in front of u talk to some other boy of ur cl and look his reaction if he reacts giving some unusual reaction he likes u.

What's your quotidian mystery?

Until a few years ago I often wondered why I could put 10 pairs of socks in the laundry and only get 9 1/2 out! Then I found out that the drain holes in the washer have outlets to another dimension. Our socks just show up laying all over the place in that 'other' dimension. That dimension is a place where people don't know what socks are for. They make hand puppets out of them, sew them together for blankets/quilts, wear them as mittens, use them to keep their men's 'member' warm, tie them together for the dog to play 'tug-o-war' with, use them as 'hot pads' and place settings. They have discovered thousands of uses for them, we here in THIS dimension would never even try to imagine.

Atheists: Can you give me the formula for love?

Is there any kind of truth-seeking question in here? Because I certainly didn't see it. Just a bunch of self-delusional rationalizations and justifications for your own personal belief system. It hasn't got anything to do with atheists and everything to do with you clinging desperately to your faith. I feel very sorry for you.

How to make a brochure I can attach to an email?

Of the two options, I would use MS Word. You might consider using text boxes so you can position your text anywhere on the page.